Snowing In Malibu; Global Warming Hippies Faces Redden

They used to call it global warming when we had a warming  cycle, now that we’re having a cold cycle they call it “climate change”. These people are the ones that if you have an argument with them and they turn out to be wrong, they’ll turn it around in any direction in order for them to be right.

We understand the environment perfectly because we believe in Greenisity and Priuses, they seem to say. They desperately need to understand it, or at least make you believe they do in order to stay on to their environmental high horse.

They’re  trying to tell us that our climate and environment has been in total stasis forever and has never changed or gone in cycles.

I’m saying that it’s  been recorded over hundreds of years that there are cycles that are largely based on the moon and sun.

In 2009, this is considered a wild claim.

Jokes aside.

The fact that it snowed in Malibu and may well snow in the city of Los Angeles tonight is proof that the environment does what it wants, when it wants.

Remember when there were dinosaurs and volcanoes and all the shit and it was like 140 degrees out? Do you think the dinosaurs caused that somehow?

My Mom who as far as pants wetting liberals goes wears like an aquarium for pants parroted something to me the other night that I hear many liberals say:

All scientists agree that global warming exists and is caused by man

Oh yeah? How about these professors from some unknown school back east called MIT who call “An Inconvenient Truth” shrill alarmism?

Or this Wikipedia page devoted to listing the   Global Warming Skeptics?

God knows the common beliefs of the day are always right.

I suspect in 10 years we will all look back on global warming hysteria as ridiculously as we look back on the Y2K bug.

Am I saying this because i’m a conservative? No. Although I do think there is something about Conservatives that think more objectively and there’s something about liberals that make them want to invent problems so that they can save us all.

The earth doesn’t need your help hippie, so back off.

The ground could open up and swallow your Prius with the “I Heart The Earth” bumper sticker and the earth would just be like “nom”.

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1. 

   Hell yes. Couldn’t agree more. I live in Wisconsin. We had 4 inches of snow on Tuesday and will be getting another 12 inches tonight. The local newspapers and blogs are all shouting about “climate change” as the reason for this high amount of snow. Hell yes it is climate change, it’s called natural climate change you fucking hippie. You may think you’re really important and all, but you aren’t causing the climate to change.

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2. Aubrey on 18 Dec 2008 12:50 pm
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   Here in Canada, we earnestly await this so called “global warming.” we’re laying traps at the border and building a sky-tram to mexico… us hippies up here are more about “karma” and “human rights” than “save the hairy whales” and “shoot the mexis at the border.”
   well, this one anyways. we have our sour grapes too… mostly in the People’s Republic of BC and Quebec.

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4. columbo calebis on 03 Feb 2009 2:36 pm
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6. columbo calebis on 03 Feb 2009 3:05 pm