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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics

31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...

Barack Obama: Cockblocker

Barack Obama: Cockblocker

humor, women

31 Oct 2008
So Obama cockblocked some cub reporter by ragging on him in front of a girl that he liked. Check the story over on gawker ...

Using Barack Obama’s Middle Name, Hussein, Is Racist

Using Barack Obama’s Middle Name, Hussein, Is Racist

politics

12 Oct 2008
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/09/MNB313DUTE.DTL I mean, no it's not. It's his middle name. If your middle name is Hussein, well then it's your middle name.If someone else says your middle ...

 
America’s Recession Culture

America’s Recession Culture

politics

08 Sep 2008
In the last couple years (the "Blame Bush" years) a hyper-spending, hyper-materialistic culture took over the country. Suddenly everyone was driving a luxury car. You have ...

Reason #43 Not To Vote For Barack Obama: Cigarette Fiend

Reason #43 Not To Vote For Barack Obama: Cigarette Fiend

politics

29 Feb 2008
Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he's also a tobacco fiend. This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud ...

The Time I Caught Barack Obama Stealing My Lunch

The Time I Caught Barack Obama Stealing My Lunch

douchebags, love, misanthropy, politics

01 Feb 2008
I know two things about John McCain: 1. He was a war hero and spent 5 years in a POW camp where he was routinely ...

 
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