Misanthropy Today

If you dont live in LA this will probably not be interesting to you. Run along.

(I was about to buy HipsterWatch.com but it’s taken. If anyone wants to start HipsterWatch.net with me and keep close tabs on these GD hipsters, write me an email) If you know anything about me, you know that nothing tightens my jaw up more is hipsters. Hipsters will do anything to be hip, [...]

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A Few Things To Get Us Rolling: 1. Myspace: Jed Clampett, FaceBook= Mr. Drysdale I like Myspace still despite it lately being seen as the Jed Clampett To Facebook’s Mr. Drysdale (the banker). Maybe even more for that reason. Even though Mr Drysdale was more sophisticated and educated, Jed Clampett would always have more money than he has, [...]

Some people have emailed me to ask if I could describe the sound. Please listen to this audio below, it’s the closest to it that I could find on the web, but it was like 3X longer in duration: I was at Whole Foods (some dumb hippy store) in West Hollywood once for a business [...]

(above, after Dog’s arrest For saying the N-word and for wearing a leather vest) Dog’s a racist? No way. You’d never guess that a biker, nouveau-riche, mulleted, ex-con turned rent-a-US Marshall (and ex-ice head) would have certain opinions about black people. Anyone who says “aloha” and appreciates the Hawaiian heritage surely loves everyone. Right? <crickets> By the way, [...]

Post format stolen from good friend Jesus Martinez at www.drunkenstepfather.com I saw this picture of Halle Berry on Yahoo! News of all places. Crap, I just read the rest of the article and it says shes pregnant. I guess that makes me some kind of pervert. Here’s an updated pic, 5-1-08.. nice.. UPDATE: Here’s a naked pic of [...]