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Generic Holiday Forward Text Messages Are Stupid

Yesterday for Thanksgiving I received 10 generic fwd style text messages that all looked something like this: Gobble Gobble, Happy Turkey Day!:) Or Hey Everyone Have A Happy T Day! ^_^ A couple things: People do usually eat turkeys on Thanksgiving but the entire day is not about turkey. I think it’s weird when people call it “turkey day”. [...]

RNC Customer Relationship Marketing: We Need A Break

I got this email today from the Republican National Convention. ———————————————————————————– Dear Andy, As a top supporter of the RNC, I am offering you a special opportunity to help support our Party and give a gift to your favorite Republicans this Holiday Season. Just in time to complete your Christmas wish list, meet Nick, the newest member of [...]

The Holidays Are Short, But Wide

Title Adapted from the Spanish proverb: “Life is short, but wide”. Christmas is just about over with. This mushy middle between Christmas and New Year’s has the potential to be unbearable; I don’t know what to do with myself: Do I go back to work? Is Johnny Walker my friend? Why did all of my family move [...]

Happy Holidays From Misanthropy Today

This coming from a website that you know probably doesn’t like you, admittedly, is an odd salutation.