http://www.misanthropytoday.com Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:51:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/generic-holiday-forward-text-messages-are-stupid/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/generic-holiday-forward-text-messages-are-stupid/#comments Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:04:21 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=770 Yesterday for Thanksgiving I received 10 generic fwd style text messages that all looked something like this: Gobble Gobble, Happy Turkey Day!:) Or Hey Everyone Have A Happy T Day! ^_^ A couple things: People do usually eat turkeys on Thanksgiving but the entire day is not about turkey. I think it’s weird when people call it “turkey day”. [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/generic-holiday-forward-text-messages-are-stupid/feed/ 5 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/rnc-customer-relationship-marketing-we-need-a-break/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/rnc-customer-relationship-marketing-we-need-a-break/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:46:10 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=736 I got this email today from the Republican National Convention. Dear Andy, As a top supporter of the RNC, I am offering you a special opportunity to help support our Party and give a gift to your favorite Republicans this Holiday Season. Just in time to complete your Christmas wish list, meet Nick, the newest member of [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/rnc-customer-relationship-marketing-we-need-a-break/feed/ 2 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/the-holidays-are-short-but-wide/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/the-holidays-are-short-but-wide/#comments Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:22:01 +0000 andyfox1979 http://216.104.43.74/~misafox6/?p=136 Title Adapted from the Spanish proverb: “Life is short, but wide”. Christmas is just about over with. This mushy middle between Christmas and New Year’s has the potential to be unbearable; I don’t know what to do with myself: Do I go back to work? Is Johnny Walker my friend? Why did all of my family move [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/the-holidays-are-short-but-wide/feed/ 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/happy-holidays-from-misanthropy-today/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/happy-holidays-from-misanthropy-today/#comments Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:23:54 +0000 andyfox1979 http://216.104.43.74/~misafox6/?p=135 This coming from a website that you know probably doesn’t like you, admittedly, is an odd salutation. I’ve been thinking lately about how the Holidays seem to mean less and less as time goes on. I’m not sure if this is a focus group of one or if anyone else notices this. Last Christmas Eve I was [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/happy-holidays-from-misanthropy-today/feed/ 10