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		<title>We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee</title>
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Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks&#8212; and they&#8217;re  excited that they&#8217;ve nimbly noticed this cultural trend and can be apart of it.
We&#8217;re supposed to smile with self-effacement and feign guilt while the TV shouts at us:
YOU&#8217;RE LOCO FOR JAVA!


This really begs  the question:
Which asshole at McKinsey &#38; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reviews: Music and Coffee, get yer caf on In Edmonton</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I leave my bud to keep six for Taquito-spittle, and I grab us some cofee. If you manage to occupy the acne-factory with taquitos, you can usually manage to open up the "capuccino" machine and scoop some french vanilla powder into your exclusive blend nummy-ness. I mean, you COULD always just use the french vanilla creamer supplied on the counter, but its just not the same. Fun factor of 711&#62;starbucks+secondcup+timmy's . It's a mathematical proof.]]></description>
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		<title>Phrase Of The Day: Loading The Cannon</title>
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Today I was telling my coworker Joel how I had a full breakfast (eggs, bacon, coffee) and then a big cup of coffee in the morning, then motioned towards my stomach.
&#8220;Ah, loading the cannon eh?&#8221; Joel Said.
&#8220;What&#8217;s that mean?&#8221; I asked.
Apparently It&#8217;s old Death Row slang. Prisoners used to eat a whole bucket of Kentucky [...]]]></description>
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