Misanthropy Today

1. Most Of My Friends Are Guys I’ve remained friends with many men that i’ve slept with and also keep several “hopefulls” around who I don’t find attractive in one way or another but probably will once you and I break up. You’ll rest easy dating me knowing that you’ve probably met the guy I’ll [...]

Special Guest Post By 80’s Rob. i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with. I remember years ago when my friend Andy (who runs this site) was with some Korean girl and made [...]

I got an email over the weekend. It made me think of my friend Chris Yeh, who recently started a blog called Ask The Harvard MBA. I told Chris that i’d be starting the Ellsworth Toohey of advice sites soon. He laughed. Anyhow I get this message: To: andyfox1979@yahoo.com From: xxxxxxx1986@xxxxx.com Subject: Relationship Advice Hi Andy [...]

Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF Hi there! How are you? I’m good! I certainly can’t complain about the nice weather here. Do you like my “letter from camp” style opening? You don’t!? Well gee whiz, I don’t know what to tell you! I’m new to communicating!

I want to introduce everyone to a new contributor, Tom Oatmeal. I found Tom’s work by accident online somewhere and thought he was a good fit for Misanthropy Today . All I know about Tom is that this idiot horse bit off his hand when he was trying to feed it a pinecone, and [...]

From: http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/62971/the-5-biggest;_ylc=X3oDMTFmaGNkdDNpBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawN0aGUtNS1iaWdnZXN0BHp6A2Fi (Above: Andrea Syrtash: cocktease)

So brilliant I had to poach it from The New Yorker and put it here for my readers.. Wish I wrote it.