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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Meet Girls At A Bar

Meet Girls At A Bar

dating, los angeles, sex, women

28 Jul 2009
So you've decided you want to meet girls at a bar. See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on ...

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women

07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader: Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...

 
The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex

16 Mar 2009
Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman. My internal dialogue was wondering when she ...

i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with

i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with

dating, humor

21 Apr 2008
Special Guest Post By 80's Rob. i don't know why, but i think it's either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever ...

Email Bag: Dating Advice And Physics

Email Bag: Dating Advice And Physics

advice, dating, relationships

07 Apr 2008
I got an email over the weekend. It made me think of my friend Chris Yeh, who recently started a blog called Ask The Harvard MBA. I ...

 
Nice Guy Seeking Reckless, Possibly Doomed Relationship!

Nice Guy Seeking Reckless, Possibly Doomed Relationship!

dating, love

18 Mar 2008
Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF Hi there! How are you? I'm good! I certainly can't complain about the nice weather here. ...

I’m Going To Live In A Small Town Now, By Tom Oatmeal

I’m Going To Live In A Small Town Now, By Tom Oatmeal

humor, women

17 Mar 2008
I want to introduce everyone to a new contributor, Tom Oatmeal. I found Tom's work by accident online somewhere and thought he was a ...

Breaking Yahoo News: The 5 Biggest Dating Mistakes That Men Make

Breaking Yahoo News: The 5 Biggest Dating Mistakes That Men Make

dating, internet, relationships

09 Dec 2007
From: http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/62971/the-5-biggest;_ylc=X3oDMTFmaGNkdDNpBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawN0aGUtNS1iaWdnZXN0BHp6A2Fi (Above: Andrea Syrtash: cocktease) Every few weeks Yahoo will put some bad dating tips on their front page so that you'll join their personals ...

 
The Zagat History Of My Last Relationship

The Zagat History Of My Last Relationship

love

21 Nov 2007
So brilliant I had to poach it from The New Yorker and put it here for my readers.. Wish I wrote it.

Internet Marketing Wizards: Reunion.com

Internet Marketing Wizards: Reunion.com

misanthropy

01 Jun 2007
I was up early this morning checking my mail. I've gotten this same email so many times, the header reads: 9 Searches for "Andy Fox" ...

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