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By Larry &#8220;Stretchnuts&#8221; Haggerty
1.  Don&#8217;t Do The Fake Front Pocket Pat Down

When I ask you cheapskates for money and you just pat the front of your pockets and then shrug as if that&#8217;s proof that you don&#8217;t have any money it insults my intelligence and also doesn&#8217;t get me any money, two deadly mistakes.
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		<title>RNC Customer Relationship Marketing: We Need A Break</title>
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I got this email today from the Republican National Convention.
Dear Andy,

As a top supporter of the RNC, I  am offering you a special opportunity to help support our Party and give a gift to your favorite Republicans this Holiday Season.
Just in time to complete your Christmas wish list, meet Nick, the newest member of [...]]]></description>
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