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		<title>People Acting Stupid In Las Vegas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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I recently came back from 4 days in Las Vegas. Definitely can be a rough experience for any misanthrope. This is probably my 20th trip to Vegas, and i&#8217;m starting to wind down on the whole thing.
Misanthropists in the program refer to a trip to Vegas as a &#8220;binge&#8221;. Just so many people to hate.

A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing</title>
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Good Evening.
I&#8217;m at my old apartment that I subletted awhile ago and am now vacating. I&#8217;m here cleaning and packing some things and  i decide to hop on the intertron. Because I don&#8217;t live here I don&#8217;t have phone or cable, blah blah.
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		<title>Most People Are DJs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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everyone&#8217;s a critic and most people are djs. 
The Hold Steady &#8220;Most People Are DJs&#8221;

Like Eskimos have 7 words for snow, because it&#8217;s necessary,  I think we Americans need to have 7 words for what level of DJ everyone is. I&#8217;m too confused otherwise
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		<title>Stupid And Offensive Souvenir T Shirts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Last night I was at my chalet and as I was sliding into 500 thread-count egyptian cotton sheets I looked down at the t shirt I was wearing with a pair of drawstring sleep pants which read:  &#8220;Same Shit, Different Island &#8216;Mon: Punta Cana, Dominican Republic&#8221;
(picture of shirt coming soon)
There&#8217;s a cartoon of a Rastafarian [...]]]></description>
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