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		<title>10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn&#8217;t include Victoria in my dating asian women post and she hasn&#8217;t included me in this bad dating site. I guess amongst writers thats called &#8220;professional courtesy&#8221;, since everyone with a pen is equally armed. She took me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Paula Abdul On Drugs?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m watching American Idol and Paula Abdul is a blathering mess. She eye-humps every male performer, looks like shes going to cry, and then gives them all the same compliments. She&#8217;s definitely drunk but also probably on drugs. If I had to guess i&#8217;d say shes on the following combination: 4 tequila shooters 1/2 gram [...]]]></description>
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