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The Low V Neck T Shirt Is Gay (Fatwa #2)

My friends have asked me, “Imam Fox” they say, “before this gets out of hand, I want you to issue a fatwa against the low V neck shirt, as it is against Allah and man and promotes homosexuality.” I have given this serious consideration. I have looked into the matter and I am hereby issuing this [...]

American Apparel: Do Not Want

This morning I decided that American Apparel has had a long and successful run and it’s time to put a stop to it. I’m hereby issuing a fatwa against American Apparel. You are not to wear these garments, especially if you are a male or over the age of 23. Your band or website is to stop [...]