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		<title>Cardiac Arrest Is Bullshit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been reading about Michael Jackson and how he died and you might be wondering why nobody will just call it a fucking drug overdose. It&#8217;s being referred to as &#8220;Cardiac Arrest&#8221;. What does Cardiac Arrest mean? It means your heart stops. I&#8217;ll take questions now. Pete Pelmo: So Andy, technically doesn&#8217;t everyone die [...]]]></description>
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