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		<title>How To Bathe Or Shower: A Guide For Men</title>
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I had the pleasure of meeting a disgustingly smelly manager at my local U Haul franchise today.This guy smelled like he jogged 4 miles then rolled around in an industrial sized litterbox that services the refuse needs of 50 large cats.
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		<title>how to break up with your girlfriend</title>
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a how-to video teaching you the delicate process involved in breaking up and continuing the cycle of misery. How to break up with your girlfriend and then find a new one and repeat the process. 
So sweet and true.


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