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I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It&#8217;s pretty funny&#8211; AF

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 8 Dec 2008 11.04am
To: Matthew Smythe
Subject: R.S.V.P.
Dear Matthew,
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		<title>West Africa Email Scam: Business Opportunity</title>
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This might be a little premature but hopefully I have this guy on the hook now and it turns into a Nigeria Calling type situation. I&#8217;ll keep you abreast of the situation&#8212; AF


From: amed bashiru &#60;amed_bashiru2@hotmail.fr&#62;
Sent: Saturday, May 9, 2009 1:56:18 PM
Subject: Good Day,
Good Day,
Please Read.
My name is Mr. amed bashiru ,I&#8217;m the director in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Thing That Netflix Does</title>
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When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, arriving early, giving useful suggestions. I would send in my movies and within 2 days&#8212; all new movies. I have the 4 at once option, which is about $24 per [...]]]></description>
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