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		<title>The Truth Behind Billy Mays Death</title>
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By Dan Yanofsky
&#8220;HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!&#8221;
Words we thought we&#8217;d never hear again.
Many of you have been tricked by the liberal media into thinking that the informercial guru died two days ago in his home in Florida. However, many conspiracy theorists (namely me) are speculating that the man is up to some new tricks.
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		<title>Fat Girl Infomercial</title>
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This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It&#8217;s pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. &#8212; AF
I can&#8217;t recall the name of this stupid little device, but it is supposed to remove up to six inches from a female&#8217;s waste line. Ostensibly, it is a tourniquet for your torso that squeezes the crap (Literally) out [...]]]></description>
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