An Awkward IM Convo I Had This Evening
[23:09] AndyFox1979: i’d like to change the fancy bottle of champs for the bride & groom with one of the bottles for the commoners and drink the nice one with the hottest babe there i could find
[23:10] Tannaz: but you’re not going
[23:10] AndyFox1979: just to show the newlyweds that the universe is arbitrary and unfair [...]
