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Shitbag Of The Week: Johnny Depp, Hydrogen Island Man

I want to introduce you to a new little feature around here called “Shitbag Of The Week”. It’s where I find a shitbag and bring him in here for a good thourough drubbing and delousing. Today’s guest is: Johnny Depp. Sure you’ve seen him wear a beanie in the summertime in Los Angeles. Sure he owns the [...]

Cooler Heads Wont Prevail

This is my first post on MisanthropyToday.com. I was told if I posted on this site I would be given 4 Chavez Ravine bleacher seats and a 65% chance that a cholo named “Blanco” would gank my iPhone and beat my ass in front of my girlfriend. My name is Mark Chu Cheong. I’m [...]