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The Best Links From Around The Web, November

I’m thinking about buying a domain where i’ll collect all the cool stuff I see on the web each week and dump it all every week or maybe every day. I’ll keep you posted. I like good links, pics and videos. I get a lot of them sent to me. Luckily my friends have pretty good [...]

When Did Firefox Start To Suck So Bad?

Not that long ago Firefox was the best thing on the planet. Remember laughing at your fuddy-duddy coworkers or friends still using internet explorer? Well since you drive a Datsun I guess you’re used to going slow. Looks like the joke is on us. At work this week, my firefox browser crashed an average of 6 times [...]

The Time I Caught Barack Obama Stealing My Lunch

I know two things about John McCain: 1. He was a war hero and spent 5 years in a POW camp where he was routinely beaten and tortured by vietnamese citizens, who he refers to as “gooks” (his words not mine) 2. I didn’t catch him stealing my G.D. lunch last August at the McDonald’s [...]

Hey TED Talks, STFU!

If you spend any time on the internet, you’ve probably ran into one of these “TED Talks”, which start off sort of condescending and don’t deliver enough to make you feel okay about being treated like common street trash during the intro. They all start off something like this:

Nigeria Calling, Part Five The End

This would be the last time that Charles and I spoke. I miss Charles, already. On one hand he was greedy and conniving, but on the other hand, he was a persistent fixture in my online life. Always there to say “gooday sparkles” and weave western union transaction details into his own brand of nigerian [...]