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		<title>I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)</title>
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By Skippy Stalin
I’ve always wanted to sexually humiliate Tori Spelling. There, I finally said in public. It usually doesn’t go over very well when I share that with people in private.
Usually, whenever I tell someone about my secret desire to degrade and demean the heiress of prime time, I get the inevitable look that says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bathroom Romance</title>
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 By Carl Mayer

Every one knows that women all receive their period at the exact same time during the vernal equinox at the stroke of midnight. It&#8217;s a creepy scientific fact, or maybe the 11th plague. Either way it&#8217;s fucking gross. It&#8217;s a damn good time to go camping. Anyway, during this time women don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lets Work Together to End Global Inequality, After My Trip to Thailand</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Ed Crudder
Some of us in this world find ourselves toiling away for hours on end, living by the sweat of our brows, doing back-breaking manual labor for a few dollars a day, knowing that our very survival depends upon our strenuous physical efforts. Others of us teach English. In the modern age, economic inequality has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is It Ok To Not Believe In Global Warming?</title>
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I feel like such a crackpot having doubts about global warming, but I do.
(from http:timwheatley.wordpress.com )
I recently noticed that NASA corrected a Y2K bug, making 1998 no longer the warmest year in history. The warmest year on record is now 1934, 1998 is second and 1921 is third. 

To me global warming just seems like [...]]]></description>
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