Misanthropy Today

Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he’s also a tobacco fiend. This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama’s addiction. Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn’t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what [...]

I know two things about John McCain: 1. He was a war hero and spent 5 years in a POW camp where he was routinely beaten and tortured by vietnamese citizens, who he refers to as “gooks” (his words not mine) 2. I didn’t catch him stealing my G.D. lunch last August at the McDonald’s [...]