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		<title>We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee</title>
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Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks&#8212; and they&#8217;re  excited that they&#8217;ve nimbly noticed this cultural trend and can be apart of it.
We&#8217;re supposed to smile with self-effacement and feign guilt while the TV shouts at us:
YOU&#8217;RE LOCO FOR JAVA!


This really begs  the question:
Which asshole at McKinsey &#38; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reviews: Music and Coffee, get yer caf on In Edmonton</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I leave my bud to keep six for Taquito-spittle, and I grab us some cofee. If you manage to occupy the acne-factory with taquitos, you can usually manage to open up the "capuccino" machine and scoop some french vanilla powder into your exclusive blend nummy-ness. I mean, you COULD always just use the french vanilla creamer supplied on the counter, but its just not the same. Fun factor of 711&#62;starbucks+secondcup+timmy's . It's a mathematical proof.]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks And Coldstone Creamery Have Stupid Names For Their Sizes</title>
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Before any other companies go and try to get cutesy with their sizes let me make something clear.
There are sizes for food and drinks that we all have agreed upon and make instant sense.

They are:
Small
Medium
Large
and if you must
Extra Large
Sometime in the 90&#8217;s some restaurants swapped out Small with Regular. This was probably to encourage customers [...]]]></description>
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