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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Twitter On TV

Twitter On TV

technology

20 Jul 2009
By Dan Yanofsky I was watching Rick Sanchez on CNN newsroom this morning. He was doing a story on Castro and the political future of Cuba. He ...

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

 
Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

advice, douchebags, marketing, recession

14 Jun 2009
In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders. These little burgers ...

We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee

We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee

advice, humor, philosophy, recession

14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're  excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...

Cowboys wtf?

Cowboys wtf?

misanthropy

19 Mar 2009
By guest writer Larry Linn, who hates cowboys and other people too. AF So lately I have been forced to spend a good deal of time ...

 
Guy Who Threw A Shoe At President Bush

Guy Who Threw A Shoe At President Bush

liberals, politics

30 Jan 2009
It's so cute how all the liberals and Arabs think this guy shoe throwing guy is a hero.  If they'd throw a shoe at President ...

Starbucks And Coldstone Creamery Have Stupid Names For Their Sizes

Starbucks And Coldstone Creamery Have Stupid Names For Their Sizes

misanthropy

28 Sep 2008
Before any other companies go and try to get cutesy with their sizes let me make something clear. There are sizes for food and drinks that ...

A Few Words About Nigerian Scams and The Paradigm Shift Of Being An Idiot, In 2008

A Few Words About Nigerian Scams and The Paradigm Shift Of Being An Idiot, In 2008

misanthropy

11 Feb 2008
(left, Clearly A Nigerian Businessman) While of course scams are bad, Nigerian or otherwise, I would like to add a few things: Some very basic humans tend ...

 
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