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Politics, Movies, Women, Dating, Douchebags: Everything That Sucks

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How Cuil Ate My Balls (a.k.a Cuil Sucks)

Many years ago, mid to late 90’s there were the “…Ate My Balls” sites. They were sort of the lolcats of the day.  You picked a celebrity and made a jokey page about them eating your balls. Call it a day. You’re hard pressed to actually find one of these nowadays since most of them were [...]

10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks And No I’m Not Going To See It

Sex and The City is a terrible show. After being asked by 4 people if i’m going to see this movie, I had to write something about it. Here’s 10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks: 1. I don’t know what the word “sassy” means but SITC is supposed to be a sassy show about [...]

American Apparel: Do Not Want

This morning I decided that American Apparel has had a long and successful run and it’s time to put a stop to it. I’m hereby issuing a fatwa against American Apparel. You are not to wear these garments, especially if you are a male or over the age of 23. Your band or website is to stop [...]

This Thing That Netflix Does

When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, arriving early, giving useful suggestions. I would send in my movies and within 2 days— all new movies. I have the 4 at once option, which is about $24 per [...]