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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

celebrity, humor

27 Aug 2009
Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It's funny. ...

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

celebrity, douchebags, humor, reviews

14 Aug 2009
I've mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike ...

10 Reasons Why I Want Cesar Millan To Get Mauled By A Dog

10 Reasons Why I Want Cesar Millan To Get Mauled By A Dog

celebrity, humor, odd

02 Jun 2009
Cesar Milan woke me up at 4 AM when I was sleeping on the couch last night with his dumb DVD training set infomercial. He speaks ...

 
Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology

13 Mar 2009
Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says "LCD OFF/ON" so that you can throw a rave ...

Chick-Fil-A Sucks

Chick-Fil-A Sucks

recession

12 Mar 2009
Above Chick-Fil-A, sucking away I'm not sure why this restaurant exists. Their crown jewel, the chick-fil-a sandwich is a dryer, blander, mcdonalds chicken sandwich with a tomato ...

Painfully Unfunny Barack Obama Sketch On SNL and My Not Novel Claim That Saturday Night Live Sucks Now

Painfully Unfunny Barack Obama Sketch On SNL and My Not Novel Claim That Saturday Night Live Sucks Now

humor

07 Dec 2008
whoa. I bet you hate this site, Hulu, AOL, Barack Obama and Saturday Night Live for making you watch that don't you? Obamamania has pretty much ...

 
10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks And No I’m Not Going To See It

10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks And No I’m Not Going To See It

misanthropy, women

31 May 2008
Sex and The City is a terrible show. After being asked by 4 people if i'm going to see this movie, I had to write ...

American Apparel: Do Not Want

American Apparel: Do Not Want

humor

31 Mar 2008
This morning I decided that American Apparel has had a long and successful run and it's time to put a stop to it. I'm hereby ...

This Thing That Netflix Does

This Thing That Netflix Does

humor, internet

21 Feb 2008
When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, ...

 
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