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		<title>The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise</title>
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Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It&#8217;s funny. AF



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Were you one of the few moviegoers intelligent enough to be enraged, deafened and bored simultaneously by Michael Bay&#8217;s latest billion-dollar crapsplosion? I was. I was also a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;ve mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike (I like to call fucking off on the internet new verby terms, surfing is so 90&#8217;s) and I got so pissed that I bicycled over to my blog and decided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why I Want Cesar Millan To Get Mauled By A Dog</title>
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Cesar Milan woke me up at 4 AM when I was sleeping on the couch last night with his dumb DVD training set infomercial.
He speaks in that fake, affected Mexican accent that so many famous Mexicans speak in. He sounds like Felipe, Jack Tripper’s assistant chef from Three’s Company 
I’ve never seen him get bitten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls</title>
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Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says &#8220;LCD OFF/ON&#8221; so that you can throw a rave party&#8230; (wait for it) or not&#8230;  in your computer room.
Sweet feature Netgear.
I had been borrowing a router from a friend (I hate buying hardware or electronics since theres so much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chick-Fil-A Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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I'm not sure why this restaurant exists. Their crown jewel, the chick-fil-a sandwich is a mcdonalds chicken sandwich with a tomato on it: for $3.79.]]></description>
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