Misanthropy Today

Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF Hi there! How are you? I’m good! I certainly can’t complain about the nice weather here. Do you like my “letter from camp” style opening? You don’t!? Well gee whiz, I don’t know what to tell you! I’m new to communicating!

A cover letter, by Tom Oatmeal. Land the job of your dreams using Tom’s Simple Style –AF Dear Future Employer, I can’t remember exactly what the job is that I’m applying for, but I know I’d be great at it. Throughout my professional years I’ve established a fairly respectful social and professional reputation. Although, when I [...]

I want to introduce everyone to a new contributor, Tom Oatmeal. I found Tom’s work by accident online somewhere and thought he was a good fit for Misanthropy Today . All I know about Tom is that this idiot horse bit off his hand when he was trying to feed it a pinecone, and [...]