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I Will Be Eaten By A Tiger

Fig 1. Two Filipina Daredevils One of my favorite figures of speech to describe when someone flips out is “Bakersfield Chimp”, named after the monkey who brutally beat and castrated a Bakersfield, Calif. man a few years ago. Example: The Boss really went Bakersfield Chimp over the Q3 earnings report. “San Francisco Tiger” doesn’t roll off the tongue [...]