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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women

22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit... I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

celebrity, douchebags, humor, reviews

14 Aug 2009
I've mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike ...

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics

23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since: He was in his own house He ...

 
Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

celebrity, humor, los angeles

22 Jul 2009
Hell's Kitchen is one of my favorite shows for some reason and season six started last night. I don't really like any of the new ...

What’s With Obama Talking Like A Black Preacher?

What’s With Obama Talking Like A Black Preacher?

celebrity, politics

17 Jul 2009
The brother Barack Obama whipped the NAACP crowd into a frenzy in this video with his testifying and "telling it like it is". Everything he's ...

Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

humor, liberals

15 Jul 2009
Here's Homer Simpson watching Fox News and hating liberals but loving hot babe programs on Fox television. I think it's funny hearing Homer say he ...

 
Artie Lange Scores A Dui In New Jersey

Artie Lange Scores A Dui In New Jersey

celebrity

10 Jul 2009
I got SiriusXM again and have been listening to Howard Stern again. Artie Lange was supposedly on the wagon and had kicked heroin and booze. After ...

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

celebrity, politics, web

04 Jun 2009
This wasn't the namby-pamby speech I was expecting. I'm starting to like Obama. Here's a link to the video: Obama Speech In Cairo To The Arab World Here ...

Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)

Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)

celebrity, douchebags, internet, odd

02 May 2009
Update: So people have called for a fundraiser to help Free Kari Farrell get out of jail, so i made one. Please go donate a few ...

 
Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

liberals, politics, web

26 Mar 2009
I feel like I should preface this with a disclaimer: I smoke marijauana about once or twice a year. Usually while camping. That said, I ...

Octuplet Mom Nadya Suleman Is Sort Of Goodlooking

Octuplet Mom Nadya Suleman Is Sort Of Goodlooking

misanthropy, women

06 Feb 2009
I tend to think that middle eastern women are attractive, and Octuplet MomĀ  Nadya Suleman actually looks pretty cute. I mean, if you don't think about ...

Cheaters Tv Show Black Guy Cheats With Boss’ GF And The Links

Cheaters Tv Show Black Guy Cheats With Boss’ GF And The Links

misanthropy

20 Aug 2008
Now this video is really something. First off, this chick is a total slut, secondly the TV show cheaters is so friggin rotten-- I can't ...

 
Misanthropy Today Movie Review: The Bridge

Misanthropy Today Movie Review: The Bridge

misanthropy, reviews

14 Feb 2008
This film opens with a guy climbing over the rail and jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. My Mom suggested I rent this movie because she ...

how to break up with your girlfriend

how to break up with your girlfriend

douchebags, love

05 Feb 2008
a how-to video teaching you the delicate process involved in breaking up and continuing the cycle of misery. How to break up with your girlfriend ...

A Brief History Of Time, In Two Minutes

A Brief History Of Time, In Two Minutes

misanthropy, philosophy, web

07 Jun 2007
The Stephen Hawking book condensed into around 2 minutes, put into a text to speech program, then pictures added to give you something ...

 
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