Misanthropy Today

You might know that I run the marketing department for a site called WonderHowTo. We launched in March and now 8 Months later have nearly 3mm uniques per month. This is a natural fit for me because I was dabbling in how-to here on this blog for awhile: check out the how-to category tab above. What I [...]

Dear readers: I’ve eaten over 100 oysters in the last 5 days.I am not kidding. It all started at the Federated Media Summit after mixer and I can’t stop now. I ate some last night at Mastro’s in Beverly Hills, which were probably some of the finest oysters i’ve had in my life. Now that it’s [...]

 I like to hack stuff together. This year I went on a camping trip in the North Fork Kern River area (where it gets very hot) and before the trip I tried to make a portable mist cooling system either powered by (a) a large battery (b) a small gasoline engine or (c) a 12-volt cigarette [...]

People sometimes say to me, Sparkles, why don’t you mess with more Nigerian scammers, that’s the funniest stuff on your site the rest is sorta lame. Well you’re probably just a racist like Target Stores: Why Does It Have To Be A Black Kid’s ?? Because its only $79? Racists! Some idiot buys 3 Playstation 1’s [...]