The Last Sopranos Post, I swear.

Sunday, 10 Jun 2007

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So The Sopranos is over. I guess I was happy that nobody got killed or anything. I don’t know. Tony getting killed would’ve been a little too predictable. I don’t really know

The show that followed The Sopranos, which will presumably take its place, “John From Cincinatti” looks to be a real stinker.

I bet HBO will lose a lot of subscribers because the Sopranos is over. That show “Big Love” stinks like a fishing boat bathroom out at sea for 5 months.

I don’t really like Entourage although I guess i’m supposed to, everyone else seems to like it. But people love watching rich goodlooking people spending money. Look at the popularity of Rodeo Drive as a tourist attraction. It’s a sad parade in my opinion, but so is writing blogs about it.

Finally, I’m glad the Sopranos is over. This last season was bad and I just kept waiting and watching for it to get better like it was before, I probably would’ve done it for another season if they crapped out another season. Anyhow, thanks for overall good series.

A Few Predictions:

• The kid who played AJ will be cast in a network sitcom, it will be bad, and he will never be seen again.
• The actress who played Meadow will pose for Playboy, and I will buy it and then later resent Playboy when her and I are engaged.
• The cougar who plays Carmela will retire from acting (Thank god?) and move to Scottsdale (this is a foreshadow of a future post, btw) and coug it up for many, many years.
• James Gandolfini will also take a very long break from acting, if not retire altogether. He’s had a great run for a guy who was probably typecast as a toothy pizza delivery man for years.

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1. 

   You are hilarious. Thanks for the writing, it’s a nice break from the mundane. Agree on the JFC thing. WTF is the point, exactly? Disagree on Big Love. Maybe that’s because I live just east of the Mormon belt. I find them (mormons) fascinating- all sects. Good luck with Meadow.

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2. katenmiasmom on 14 Jun 2007 10:58 am
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   Considerately spoiler-free yet insightful review. The Sopranos forever changed the face of the sitcom/tv series. HBO did it again, like they always do:
   http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20223654,00.html?xid=partner-CNNHome-20080905-39+HBO+series+that+changed+TV

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4. Juan Ice on 10 Sep 2008 2:25 pm