The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Supermarket

Some people have emailed me to ask if I could describe the sound. Please listen to this audio below, it’s the closest to it that I could find on the web, but it was like 3X longer in duration:

I was at Whole Foods (some dumb hippy store) in West Hollywood once for a business meeting with my friend Chuch. I look up for some reason and see Ashley Olsen one of the Olsen Twins.
I slowly pull my camera from my pocket and put it on video mode and started rolling as she paid for her stuff and then went to this little booth.

As she was walking to the booth I heard the unmistakable sound of someone ripping one.

This was like a serious rattler too, like not just an accident slip that sometimes happens to people when they’re shopping and thinking about other things. Anyhow, right after that happened I saw her looking at me so I pretended to be fiddling with my camera, then a few seconds later I snapped this photo above.

Anyhow, maybe someday i’ll post the Ashley Olsen Fart video for you guys. It’s pretty funny, especially everyones reaction to it. Even some Hollywood hipsters were laughing a little.

If you notice, nobody in the picture is looking at her or anything.

Note: Unlike Steve Busch’s entry here that some have called untrue (about Al Gore using his toilet) I can verify this and have proof.

UPDATE: Astute Reader DARREN COOCHBAUM from Coral Gables, Florida has reported that a side effect of cocaine is flatulence. Thanks Darren.

This post was the #23 top post on all of Wordpress today. Ridiculous. You people need some taste and fast.

Also, here’s a pic of the Olsen Twin’s Boobs

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Reader's Comments

1. 

   Al Gore took a shit in my toilet.

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2. Steve on 03 Dec 2007 2:27 pm
3. 

   yeah, do you have a picture of it?

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4. andyfox1979 on 03 Dec 2007 2:35 pm
5. 

   I call toilets “Lock Boxes”

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6. Al Gore on 03 Dec 2007 3:34 pm
7. 

   ha ha ha…that is to funny!

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8. cowgalutah on 03 Dec 2007 7:59 pm
9. 

   Ashley who?

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10. Ryan on 03 Dec 2007 8:19 pm
11. 

    I can’t wait to see this.

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12. abarclay12 on 03 Dec 2007 8:38 pm
13. 

    Pretty girls are humans too….hahahaa
    Please post that video.

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14. Michael on 04 Dec 2007 1:59 am
15. 

    I might post it. We’ll see

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16. andyfox1979 on 04 Dec 2007 11:07 am
17. 

    Yeah, odd. Girls fluff too.

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18. kristiane on 04 Dec 2007 2:01 pm
19. 

    Jesus h christ. ..that girl needs to make a date with a porcelain throne.

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20. Victoria Potter on 04 Dec 2007 2:03 pm
21. 

    Id still give her the ole heave ho

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22. Danny on 04 Dec 2007 2:10 pm
23. 

    or not, lol

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24. Danny on 04 Dec 2007 2:10 pm
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    Whole Foods is some dumb hippy store? okay that makes sense if eating meat, fruits, and vegtables that have poison in them is fine for you wich appaearently it is. OR you could shop at Whole Foods which is all natural and tastes a lot better. Yah that is SO dumb…lol…..You probably drive an SUV, don’t recycle, and eat mostly processed foods.

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26. edtajchman on 04 Dec 2007 2:17 pm
27. 

    by the way your photo makes you look super gay, maybe thats what youre going for in which case more power to you.

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28. edtajchman on 04 Dec 2007 2:18 pm
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    “This post was the #23 top post on all of Wordpress today. Ridiculous. You people need some taste and fast.”

    How I worry for Wordpress and society and now (come to think of it) myself.

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30. totaltransformation on 04 Dec 2007 2:24 pm
31. 

    Whole Foods is some dumb hippy store? okay that makes sense if eating meat, fruits, and vegtables that have poison in them is fine for you wich appaearently it is. OR you could shop at Whole Foods which is all natural and tastes a lot better. Yah that is SO dumb…lol…..You probably drive an SUV, don’t recycle, and eat mostly processed foods.”

    Ed, you’re the exact type of douchebag I write this blog for

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32. andyfox1979 on 04 Dec 2007 2:26 pm
33. 

    @victoria, i’d say so… it was one of the loudest i’ve ever heard from a girl

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34. andyfox1979 on 04 Dec 2007 2:38 pm
35. 

    congrats

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36. Ryan on 04 Dec 2007 5:18 pm
37. 

    I wish we had SmelloVision! Hey if I had $500 million dollars and no talent, I’d fart all the way to the bank. I’d hire people to go to Whore Foods and fart for me.

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38. Marko on 04 Dec 2007 11:07 pm
39. 

    [...] Ashley Olsen farted inside the Whole Foods down the street, and our friend Andy caught it [Misanthropy Today] [...]

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40. Death Of Pimp C And The Links - Naked Celeb Dirt Upskirt Pictures Nip Slips And Pop News Updated Hourly Direct From Hollywood! Celebrity Gossip With A Kick! on 05 Dec 2007 6:54 am
41. 

    Yeah, calling Whole Foods a “dumb hippy store” really show’s you need to improve your writing before you happen to hear any other celebrities burp from their ass.

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42. John on 06 Dec 2007 7:55 am
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    [...] it off December 7, 2007 Filed under: Celebrities, wacky — inn33dfr33dom @ 12:11 am http://misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/03/the-time-i-heard-ashley-olsen-rip-one-in-whole-foods-supermar... [...]

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44. Ashley Olsen ripped it off « Worldwide Affairs on 06 Dec 2007 9:11 am
45. 

    Don’t you mean:

    UPDATE: “Ass toot” Reader DARREN COOCHBAUM from Coral Gables, Florida has reported that a side effect of cocaine is flatulence. Thanks Darren.

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46. Mary Kate on 06 Dec 2007 1:38 pm
47. 

    Thats mary-kate, shes the one who always uses that bag.

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48. lauryn on 06 Dec 2007 3:24 pm
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    thats definitely mk. check the face.

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50. mmhm on 06 Dec 2007 4:43 pm
51. 

    That’s not Ashley. It’s Mary Kate.

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52. mjgirl on 06 Dec 2007 8:41 pm
53. 

    Well girls, I don’t know the difference… if you can provide a link proving which one it was, I will change the name.

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54. andyfox1979 on 06 Dec 2007 9:46 pm
55. 

    that’s mary-kate; she and the prada handbag were inseperable for a while:

    http://photos.olsen-fan.net/displayimage.php?album=1123&pos=1

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56. ellyn on 07 Dec 2007 12:29 am
57. 

    as much as i want to believe your story, i don’t see how the picture is “evidence” — that picture has been around a long time?

    http://www.mary-kateandashleyimages.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=488&pos=61

    lord knows im not going to argue though. maybe you posted it ages ago untagged. i dont care.

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58. ellyn on 07 Dec 2007 12:38 am
59. 

    that’s definitely not ashley. they do look similar now because of their hair colors, but mk almost always has painted nails and ashley pretty much never does. plus that’s mk’s bag that she’s had for a while now. if you can’t tell them apart, you should have left it at “one of the olsen twins” at least.

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60. passing by on 07 Dec 2007 2:29 am
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    The picture was taken by me. This site stole it from my flickr page

    Check the date and the views:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/andyfox/750594251/

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62. andyfox1979 on 07 Dec 2007 2:33 am
63. 

    Once I get some blogads up i’ll post the video (encrypted) for all to see.

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64. andyfox1979 on 07 Dec 2007 2:37 am
65. 

    Ashley’s noblesse fart

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66. Garth on 07 Dec 2007 7:53 am
67. 

    i just farted too, can you make a post about my fart?

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68. Anon on 07 Dec 2007 8:15 am
69. 

    man, get a life. And its mary-kate. not ashley

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70. ray on 07 Dec 2007 9:10 am
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    Yeah. Someday you’ll “maybe” post the video once you get some blogads? I doubt you even have a video or you have one and the sound is distorted. How juvenile. I don’t e even know why I’m here…I’m above the age of 12.

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72. licorice77 on 07 Dec 2007 11:53 am
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    good lord if you do have a video, you’d make my life if you posted it.

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74. ellyn on 08 Dec 2007 1:02 am
75. 

    Ellyn, I will. Check back in a few days.

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76. andyfox1979 on 09 Dec 2007 7:38 pm
77. 

    [...] This douchebag made an entire blog out of a claim that he heard Ashley Olsen fart at Whole Foods in L.A. and even uploaded a sound clip that replicates its approximate tone, timbre, and volume (”except 3x longer!” he adds). Another douchebag comments that farts are a side effect of cocaine use. Yeah, it’s also a side effect of living, breathing, eating, and according to myth, dying. [...]

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80. On Blog Comments « Misanthropy Today on 15 Jan 2008 3:53 am
81. 

    You are just some asshole that is trying to get hits on a blog. Needing ads before you put it up? Dear God, boy, don’t be such a dirtbag

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82. dave on 23 Jan 2008 10:54 pm
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    [...] So maybe he’ll post it on his site like he did when I had that picture of Ashley Olsen Ripping A Fart At Whole Foods. [...]

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85. 

    those titties r nice, but those faces are terrible.

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86. DBcooper on 21 Jan 2009 7:03 pm
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