The Truth Behind Billy Mays Death

Tuesday, 30 Jun 2009

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By Dan Yanofsky

“HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!”

Words we thought we’d never hear again.

Many of you have been tricked by the liberal media into thinking that the informercial guru died two days ago in his home in Florida. However, many conspiracy theorists (namely me) are speculating that the man is up to some new tricks.

Imagine a product that could bring you back from the dead. If your company wanted to market your product, who would you want screaming at audiences around the world of its merits? Billy Mays, of course. But one must die (or fake their death) before they could say with any certainty that the product actually worked. Many who read this might be skeptical, but give it a few weeks and you’ll see.

$100 to anyone who can guess the name of the product, just write it in the comment section.

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1. 

   Death-be-gone

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2. Ben on 01 Jul 2009 11:49 pm
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   Im not sure what they’ll call it, but I hope they keep it away from Micheal Jackson.

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4. Grant Daniel on 22 Jul 2009 10:10 am
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   ummm well Grant Daniel ur an @ss hole…if u dont like michael jackson so much u dont have 2 write about it i mean i dont like some of the famous people but i dont go sayin bad stuff about them espesialy if there DEAD! u effin JERK!…RIP Michael Jackson…i think its called the life-saver. =] idk…RIP Billy Mays =[ and Michael Jackson =[

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6. jennifer on 04 Aug 2009 12:45 am
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   closet case, who actually gives a damn?
   Everybody dies….. just because you are micheal jackson doesn’t make you special.
   After he drank the elixir of youth I thought he had another 15 years.

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8. Misanthropist on 19 Oct 2009 4:35 pm