The Low V Neck T Shirt Is Gay (Fatwa #2)
Saturday, 13 Sep 2008
My friends have asked me, “Imam Fox” they say, “before this gets out of hand, I want you to issue a fatwa against the low V neck shirt, as it is against Allah and man and promotes homosexuality.”
I have given this serious consideration. I have looked into the matter and I am hereby issuing this fatwa, written in the blood of 100 homosexuals:
It is written: You are not to wear this garment, the v neck as it is known, especially such a v-shirt including the screenprinting of splattered paint, crazy hellfire and swirley-gigs, cute iconography or a very low diving neck. If worn, you shall be punished by both man and God without mercy or refuge. Do not cry and say “But Imam I am singer-songwriter”. Allah makes no allowance for singer-songwriter.
Inshallah. Imam Andy Fox
Witness this sissy man above. Clearly a European, though a mitigating circumstance if this photograph was taken in America this man should be frontal shirt wedgied, allah willing.
My friends, I have provided instruction for how these infidels and women-men shall be punished.
Brothers, please follow the simple instructions below:
If you want to show your chest, be a man like one George Tom Selleck, a Gentleman respected by both man and bush.
It has been written.
Thank the prophet Mohammed, Alayhis Salam.
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you’re retarded.
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by isolating your IP address in StatCounter I see that you have visited this site 5 times this week and visited my myspace 55 times over the last month.
Whoa, should I be worried?
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This looks like a similar fatwa I issued recently.
http://pgk87.com/wordpress/2008/08/14/new-american-apparel-shirt/
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^Nice try, Ahmad, but the article “American Apparel. Do not want” (http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/31/american-apparel-do-not-want/) was published on this site months before you posted that pic. Furthermore, only Imam Fox has the authority to issue fatwas in these matters. Allah wills it.
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owned @ lol
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The dude wearing the white man-blouse is an Indian model/actor named Arjun Rampal.
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Am I still allowed to wear my VNeck crotchless leather pants? I say VNeck because my head occasionally pops out.
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You want an invisible undershirt? Try the JT from Collected Threads, a deep neck with sleeves.
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You are retarded. no where in the quran does it say that mr.imam. and the last picture you say is being a man when in reality he is showing owra because his belly button is showing. wow good fatwa skills
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yousef, you know precious little about such matters and are probably oiling your body as i write this and ironing your precious v necks but i pledge to you that allah and his soldiers will teach you the folly of your ways and you will regret these words 70 times 70.
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Death to Islam and the dirty sons of pigs that follow it!
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