There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public should “get educated and know about, on account of it’s important”. Please welcome RC—- AF
Yesterday a rapper named Dolla got shot and killed at Beverly Center. Later the police arrested the first black man they could find at LAX carrying a gun named Aubrey Berry and charged him with the crime.
This is just one in a long string of killings committed by a rapper serial killer.The media might say otherwise but we all know the media is biased and hates rappers because they always put pretend newscasters in music videos and have them say stupid stuff and show that they “don’t know what time it is”.
Here’s a list of rappers who have died at the hands of the rapper serial killer:
Tupac Shakur
While vacationing in Las Vegas and pretty much just minding his own business the rapper serial killer drove up next to his car and shot it many times. Many non-rappers were in the car and were unharmed.
Notorious BIG
After attending the Vibe awards in Los Angeles, Big Poppa was shot in his SUV. Puff Daddy was also in the SUV but the serial killer spared his life since pretty much nobody considers him a serious rapper.
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez
Lisa Lopez was driving her car when the RSK shot near her car with a bazooka or rocket launcher. In an effort to avoid the rocket or mortar bomb Lopez swerved and off the road into a ditch. She was in Honduras so she had a better chance of a horchata and taco truck coming to save her than an actual medical ambulance, and the RSK knew this. She died from her injuries.
Eazy “Motherfucking” E
While relaxing in his Los Angeles home the RSK came in and killed the NWA star with several shotgun blasts. Since shotguns shoot several bullets at once Eazy was only able to avoid like 60% of them but the other 40% inflicted grave injury. After Eazy had watched a few movies on his giant TV set and had a few Mojitos he left to the hospital but the RSK had rigged his brick lined front entryway with a viscous substance and Eazy E fell and hurt his melon and died from a combination of that and the shotgun blasts.
Old Dirty Bastard
While eating at a fast food joint the RSK slipped some poison called Tromadyl into a bacon cheeseburger Dirty was eating and while that alone didn’t kill him after eating the cheesebuger the RSK offered to share some “primo cocaine” with dirty and the combination killed him. To add insult to ODB the RSK ate his french fries that he hadn’t finished earlier.
I’m sure there are lots of others that I haven’t investigated yet. I bet if a serial killer was killing country music stars the police would get off their donut humps and go find that guy.
Peace,
RC Collins
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good work RC
Thanks for bringing this to my attention RC. I too was going to be an aspiring Rapper for the day but have decided just to stay in bed. I’ve told my mother that under no circumstances is she to admit any bitches to the house.
I was wondering why these rappers are not protected more by their bling? My Grandfather was shot by the British in 1920 and a crucifix he was wearing deflected the bullet….This story would have been better had they not reloaded and shot him again but thats executions for you.
haha, well done… you’ve pretty much pieced the whole puzzle together here.
Lil boy you have a lot to learn about life. Did you think about the loved ones of these deceased legends while you were dreadfully attempting to be funny. You’re not funny, actually you are! You think what you wrote was a joke but shorty you’re the joke. I get it now. The humor is that a lil boy from a cushy, snob, disrespectful upbringing would have the nerve to comment on real people like Pac and Left eye. That’s the joke, you’re the joke. Shorty use your time more wisely. First, learn how to write because your skills are sorely lacking. Second, go outside, get from in front of your video games and see the real world before you dare comment on it. Lastly, read instaed of write. Get some knowledge, educate yourself on the real world and real world issues. Don’t be an idiot. You still have time lil boy. Work on it.
Get the fuck out! You can’t possibly be serious. A rapper serial killer? That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. More importantly, who gives a fuck? I would say that it’s appalling that you would make a mockery of people who are killed by real serial killers but that might give the false impression that I give a shit about the human race. Nevertheless, this is still a retarded assumption that some jack off has nothing better to do but kill the “hard, pipe hittin’ thugs” that are rappers. Go have a crack lighter vigil and cry about it. Fucking tool.
Makes since, its the perfect crime. Perfect target group if its a serial killer too.
you are so fking retarded kid. get your shyt straight! first, only 2pac & suge knight were in the car, not many others. Second, Ez-E dies of AIDS you retard. Third, Ol dirty bastard of wu tang clan, dies of an overdose on cocaine. he wasnt shot. get ur shyt straight u fking retarded little bytch kid.
“There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers”
A music lover, no doubt.
I wish him luck. Does he have a paypal account? I’ll sell a fucking kidney of it keeps this guy plugging away. I’ll bet its Helen Light or one of the other hosts from NPR, trying to save human culture. Regardless, we know it’s a white person…you can’t get that kind of accuracy trying to shoot with a firearm turned sideways.
What your back brother. I feel a drive-by comin’ on.
I’ve asked RC to come back and write some more but he’s currently busy with his sophomore year of high school and “trying to get some friggin poontang for once in my life, man”
Could someone give him Kanye West’s address