Three Canadians Find A Gnome In The Forest!
This story was sent to me by my friend Tannaz. No permission was asked to reprint it here. Great story.
[16:11] ironyvvv: so my friend fred is friends with this very wealthy guy who used to do every drug known to man
[16:12] ironyvvv: he sobered up
[16:12] ironyvvv: but he has three friends still going strong in canada
[16:12] ironyvvv: they decide to go camping in the wilderness and do an eigth of shrooms each
[16:12] ironyvvv: they start TRIPPING BALLS
[16:12] ironyvvv: just staring at the fire and shit
[16:13] ironyvvv: one of them goes for a walk in the forest
[16:13] ironyvvv: and comes back all excited
[16:13] ironyvvv: “Guys, I found a gnome!”
[16:13] ironyvvv: the two other guys don’t believe him but agree to go walk with him to where he claims to have saw it
[16:13] ironyvvv: they go walking
[16:13] ironyvvv: and lo and behold
[16:14] ironyvvv: there stands a gnome
[16:14] ironyvvv: all bundled up
[16:14] ironyvvv: short
[16:14] ironyvvv: not talking
[16:14] ironyvvv: dirty face and shit
[16:14] ironyvvv: they’re flabbergasted
[16:14] ironyvvv: one of them claims that you get a wish if you rub its tummy
[16:14] ironyvvv: so they all start rubbing its tummy
[16:14] ironyvvv: then
[16:15] ironyvvv: one of them says “Guys. We HAVE to bring this to the cops. We’ll become celebrities. We found the first gnome ever seen by the outside world”
[16:15] ironyvvv: so they walk the gnome to their car
[16:15] ironyvvv: buckle it in
[16:15] ironyvvv: and drive to the police station
[16:15] ironyvvv: they walk in with it
[16:15] ironyvvv: the cops look shocked
[16:15] ironyvvv: and say
[16:16] ironyvvv: “You guys are heroes!”
[16:16] ironyvvv: They say “We know”
[16:16] ironyvvv: they then tell them that their gnome is a retarded kid thats been missing for three days since he wandered away from his family on a camping trip
[16:16] tannazee: not true!!!!!!!!!
[16:17] ironyvvv: my friend is emailing me a pic
[16:17] ironyvvv: they were in the newspaper
[16:17] ironyvvv: best story ever
[16:19] tannazee: unreal
[16:20] tannazee: i want to see the picture
[16:20] ironyvvv: it made me so happy
[16:20] ironyvvv: I’ll get it soon hopefully
If I find a picture I will post it here
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tannaz was pissed that I used her and her friends screennames so i have altered them slightly.
I peed my pants.
Hahaha…..it’s times like these that I’m proud to be Canadian; I hope I can save a retarded kid someday..
This is a pretty common urban legend, actually. There’s another version where they kill the retarded kid, I think.