Comments on: Tips For Dealing With Homeless People http://www.misanthropytoday.com/tips-for-dealing-with-homeless-people/ Hating Everyone Since 2005 .............(This Could Take Awhile) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:10:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: crackpipe http://www.misanthropytoday.com/tips-for-dealing-with-homeless-people/#comment-4609 crackpipe Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:42:58 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1401#comment-4609 I *never* provide <a href="http://www.cheapo.co" target='_blank' >money</a> to homeless in the US. No matter what state they live in, if they are too mentally and/or physically disabled to work (age doesn't matter), they can go to their nearest Social Security office and file for disability insurance under Title XVI. After enduring a couple of denials and reapplications the first two years, they will receive* a monthly stipend, free medical care and, typically, qualify for Section 8 housing. Fuckers on the street pouting like there are no resources for them and expecting me to hand over cash can suck my dick. I've never owned a house, live in the ghettos of Oakland and Sacramento (two SHITTY regions -- come see for yourself, bulletproof vest not provided) depending on the time of year, and drop 12.4% of my pay on Social Security taxes. Go get some of that, which I don't begrudge you because I believe in a civilized society, but don't ask for what's left in my wallet. I'll talk to anyone -- I'm not above anyone, but you're not entitled: psychologically, socially, morally, physically, interpersonally, fantastically, science-fictionally, nnon-fictionally, subjectively, objectively, philosophically, or any other fucking way to more <a href="http://www.cheapo.co" target='_blank' >money</a>. *Unless they are alcoholics, drug addicts, or fugitives, in which case they cannot qualify for benefits UNTIL they clean up or finish serving their time. Accordingly, most ppl standing on the street are fuckheads who are taking handout <a href="http://www.cheapo.co" target='_blank' >money</a> to the liquor <a href="http://www.apexsuperstores.com" target='_blank' >store</a>, are too fucking lazy to walk to SSA or, alternatively, are supplementing SSA <a href="http://www.cheapo.co" target='_blank' >money</a> they're already receiving from my paychecks. Fuck off. I *never* provide money to homeless in the US. No matter what state they live in, if they are too mentally and/or physically disabled to work (age doesn’t matter), they can go to their nearest Social Security office and file for disability insurance under Title XVI. After enduring a couple of denials and reapplications the first two years, they will receive* a monthly stipend, free medical care and, typically, qualify for Section 8 housing. Fuckers on the street pouting like there are no resources for them and expecting me to hand over cash can suck my dick. I’ve never owned a house, live in the ghettos of Oakland and Sacramento (two SHITTY regions — come see for yourself, bulletproof vest not provided) depending on the time of year, and drop 12.4% of my pay on Social Security taxes. Go get some of that, which I don’t begrudge you because I believe in a civilized society, but don’t ask for what’s left in my wallet. I’ll talk to anyone — I’m not above anyone, but you’re not entitled: psychologically, socially, morally, physically, interpersonally, fantastically, science-fictionally, nnon-fictionally, subjectively, objectively, philosophically, or any other fucking way to more money.

*Unless they are alcoholics, drug addicts, or fugitives, in which case they cannot qualify for benefits UNTIL they clean up or finish serving their time. Accordingly, most ppl standing on the street are fuckheads who are taking handout money to the liquor store, are too fucking lazy to walk to SSA or, alternatively, are supplementing SSA money they’re already receiving from my paychecks. Fuck off.

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]]> By: andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/tips-for-dealing-with-homeless-people/#comment-3741 andyfox1979 Thu, 07 May 2009 20:06:04 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1401#comment-3741 haha great site maxwell... www.hobodigest.com haha great site maxwell… http://www.hobodigest.com

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]]> By: Maxwell Moonshine http://www.misanthropytoday.com/tips-for-dealing-with-homeless-people/#comment-3740 Maxwell Moonshine Thu, 07 May 2009 19:29:44 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1401#comment-3740 You need to come hang out at the hobo jungle where everyone knows what is up. No crazy "regular" folks to bother you, plus all the cardboard you can eat. You need to come hang out at the hobo jungle where everyone knows what is up. No crazy “regular” folks to bother you, plus all the cardboard you can eat.

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]]> By: Tom http://www.misanthropytoday.com/tips-for-dealing-with-homeless-people/#comment-3715 Tom Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:35:08 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1401#comment-3715 Stretch, I refute your claims thusly: these van people with the sob story are invariably black, and everyone knows there's no such thing as a black hippie. Stretch, I refute your claims thusly: these van people with the sob story are invariably black, and everyone knows there’s no such thing as a black hippie.

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]]> By: Stretchnuts http://www.misanthropytoday.com/tips-for-dealing-with-homeless-people/#comment-3713 Stretchnuts Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:09:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1401#comment-3713 Hi <a href="http://www.andyfox.net" target='_blank' >Andy</a>. Why don't you clean out yer fuckin' ears so I can tell you again: Ain't no bums driving a van across the goddamn country! Bums got the name "bum" because they lay around and don't do shit! Driving across country would require us (bums) to be self-sufficient enough to survive in various unknown locations, which no one would attempt unless they were on the run or something. So if you actually DID see a bum driving a van across the country, it's probably because he killed somebody and had to get his ass outta town. I'd venture to guess that anyone driving a van and asking you for <a href="http://www.cheapo.co" target='_blank' >money</a> is just some asshole rich hippy kid on a road trip that lost his credit card and hasn't bathed in a week. Hi Andy. Why don’t you clean out yer fuckin’ ears so I can tell you again: Ain’t no bums driving a van across the goddamn country! Bums got the name “bum” because they lay around and don’t do shit!

Driving across country would require us (bums) to be self-sufficient enough to survive in various unknown locations, which no one would attempt unless they were on the run or something. So if you actually DID see a bum driving a van across the country, it’s probably because he killed somebody and had to get his ass outta town.

I’d venture to guess that anyone driving a van and asking you for money is just some asshole rich hippy kid on a road trip that lost his credit card and hasn’t bathed in a week.

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