Two Things That Aren’t Covered By Your Friend With Benefits

Stolen from www.mcsweeneys.net

Two Things
That Aren’t Covered
by Your Friend
With Benefits.

BY MATTHEW SIMMONS

- – - -

Care for the bitter heartbreak and depression that will inevitably occur when your friend moves on to a real relationship with a mature partner actually worthy of commitment.

Dental.

Random _Posts

Reader's Comments

1. 

   Also not covered: Awkward confrontation at the local pub/supermarket/strip-mall insurance, Booty-call-forwarding

   Reply to this comment
2. Jeremy on 03 Aug 2007 3:14 pm
3. 

   Also not covered: booty call placement or referrals; retraining.

   Reply to this comment
4. andyfox1979 on 03 Aug 2007 3:35 pm