Two Things That Aren’t Covered By Your Friend With Benefits

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Two Things
That Aren’t Covered
by Your Friend
With Benefits.

BY MATTHEW SIMMONS

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Care for the bitter heartbreak and depression that will inevitably occur when your friend moves on to a real relationship with a mature partner actually worthy of commitment.

Dental.

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1. 

   Also not covered: Awkward confrontation at the local pub/supermarket/strip-mall insurance, Booty-call-forwarding

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2. Jeremy on 03 Aug 2007 3:14 pm
3. 

   Also not covered: booty call placement or referrals; retraining.

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4. andyfox1979 on 03 Aug 2007 3:35 pm