Website For Cool Bebo Names? Best Yahoo Answers Answer Ever
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Does Anyone Know A Website for Cool Bebo Profile Names?
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Are you beginning to see the direction my argument is going in? Of course you haven’t. I’ll continue.
Back in the old, dark days of the internet when men were men, women were men and children were FBI agents, no one cared what people thought of them. This was when the internet was still merely a bright spark of newly discovered freedom burning bright against the darkened backdrop of a world half enslaved by totalitarian freedom-hating governments, unscrupulous money grabbing corporations, backward millenia-old religions and millions upon millions of dead-eyed sheeple. The internet burned brightly as an escape, a way to show who you were to a wider audience, a way of discovering and sharing things you never knew existed, a way of forcing back the ever encroaching shadows of the real world to keep your internal flame burning just that little bit longer.
The internet burned brighter and stronger as the rush of people to it acted as fuel to the fire, and the rush of companies to it was the oxygen it needed to sustain itself, and to grow. The Napster and Kazaa era came and went as the dark lords of the world attempted to wrestle back their power from this bastard child of technology and freedom that we know as the web. People pushed each other by finding, creating and sharing things that would have people in the old world hung, drawn and quartered but in this new space, this virtual plane of existence it did not solicit the fiery condemnation of preachers and politicians alike. We laughed. We saw these examples of hate, of destruction and of evil and we laughed and encouraged them; for it was not the same evil as that which ravaged the lands of the physical world, but an evil unsullied by power, money, dogma or time. This was new evil, strong evil, and pure evil. It shaped a generation and a way of life was born. The internet was no longer an escape from life, it was a mirror of it; a dark and distorting mirror in which our reflections are not always what we wanted, hoped or indeed expected to see.
Bebo and such sites are like a swimming pool on an ocean liner, floating in the middle of the endless abyss of the internet. You get a taster of what it’s like to be in the water, but you learn nothing of its depth, breadth or more unsavoury inhabitants. Whether we like it or not however, these fist-clenchingly corporately built sites are part and parcel of the modern internet. The reason for accepting them is that they are an easy way to share at least some tiny proportion of yourself with people. Show them what amuses you, what confuses you, what makes you you.
You come before us, the anonymous masses to ask us for a “cool Bebo profile name” which you can use to impress your real life friends with just how stylish and original you are. We say to you that your attempt to bastardise the concepts of these halls will not be answered.
Anyways, no I don’t know any websites for cool bebo profile names. Good luck.
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hey Urr good luck, i cant thinkofsume eother,maybe the next people to comment can suggest some?
SOmert like
. a princes name like cinderella, tinkerbell
. combine your name like Samanopoly or something
. a nma eof a song like JustDance’ or ShakeIt’
. on christmas Santas slut or santas biatchh
bafting ravishing
What about Poserface that good bbz bi bi
well to be honest i normally do the first letter of my first name llike s. or at the moment it is shake it i also have seh- reen – ah so its like how you say my name which is quite cool
i think all you commenters are missing the point of this post.
andyfox1979-
they rly are
the point of the post is asking ppl if they know any gud sites wer they can gt a “cool” bebo name…nt asking u if u can think of any gud names
I think that the one above my one is a good answer and the really top one is great!
Some people just don’t get the point do they?
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bangg et like itss elctricityy
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bangablee
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S.dot
hiswifeyyy’
Are they really missing the point? Or are they all being ironic dicks with an admirable level of commitment? I strive to embrace this kind of optimistic naivete, but I suspect they are just cunts.
chimpszzz ‘n’ bubszy ugly sweet ‘n sticky //(s)..(l@)
lurrv,h@.criime…
chekk partnersz or crime..sexist bichsz move oN bladsz..
no tym jail bail..ur ded pinkk guN GOESZ ont-2 me shweet bubszy.. iif onlay!
look pretty play dirty datsz me game “lyk”…
THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL ,, ARNT U THINKIN RIGHT FOR GODSAKE
i want a new bebo name something like blondie or barbie but everything i put in says its not available,, i need to find something original,, n i dnt wnt ppl sayin i shud fink ov it bcoz i cant!
Poeople ,, the thing is yeh that people want cool bebo names , and not shitty one like u all suggested ,, i want a original one ,, but carnt think ,, and it would help if they havent been used before ,, so ,, thing of some new ones please ,,
Modern day ones ,, come on its 2009 for godsake,,
THINK
think for yourself you stupid cunt
ezy 2 c hrd 2 get! or love is hatrid.Ok im drunk or ur name and baybeeee or fcuk the world or kiss ma ass
Tbh , i think you should think of your own name , whats the point of lookin for a ” cool , random bebo name ” if it doesn tell anyone anything about yourself :$ x
well eh…i always c people wit d namee Up.Your.Viva or somethin loikkeee Missin.Yhoo.x or something…it just depends on ur personality and ur nameee
like my name is megan and my Nickname on it is Smileyy_Face….its just depends 
if ur name is like khrystyna,your nickname culd be tyna,tiny,khrysy,khristie! 
or anythin on earth hahah
like tell me ur name and i can make up loadsss!
like just ur first name… haha loads of people give me out there hole name but all i need is their first…ok u get d point :L xxxxxxxxxx
@ Mr. Fox did you laugh when you read these?
I did, this is an example of what a hate about humanity, the sad thing being that this level of stupidity is common place.
Two other people understood this.
I don’t have a facebook or anything like that, that is how you know your misanthropic by modern standards anyways. CSI can’t catch me! Somebody should make a demotivational out of this page