Weird Day
Sunday, 15 Mar 2009
You know it’s going to be a weird day when you wake up and see this parked across the street from your house:
What the hell is the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile doing parked across the street from my house?
Did I get drunk and drive that thing home last night?
If anyone knows why the Oscar Mayer weiner mobile is parked in Santa Monica, California i’d be super curious to know.
If you drive this mobile for work please let me take a tour/ride.
To learn more about the weinermobile go here.
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You need to make friends with your neighbor. Fast.
no kidding. i saw it driving the other day with 3 or 4 individuals inside. I think they live in the house where its parked in front of, but if i’m wrong asking them “hey do you drive that weinermobile” might make me look like a freak. more investigation is needed.
It’s a departure point. “The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile has come; it is complete.” For example, after seeing the Weinermobile, one believes they see their boss in a clown suit, speaking animated German to a Starbucks barrista, but one can’t be certain if it was their boss. After the Weinermobile, while waiting alone for a wave at one’s backyard break at first light, one sees a fish float up which begins to spin around itself, its left eye nearly human, and making odd snuffling noises. Post Weinermobile, a mutated sheep stumbles across the entrance to 7-11, briefly blocking the entrance, but the fidgety cashier and the nervous customers haven’t noticed and seem annoyed at your insistence upon it. Or perhaps you witness a USC cheerleader farting quite loudly for several seconds as she speaks quietly to a friend in the lobby of a 24 hour fitness. Weinermobile is related to something in the past, but its arrival in the present seems to portend a fusion between one’s absurd dream symbology and one’s waking experiences, all with vaguely apocalyptic overtones.