http://www.misanthropytoday.com/weird-day/ Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:03:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/weird-day/#comment-4402 crackpipe Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:59:21 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1182#comment-4402 It's a departure point. "The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile has come; it is complete." For example, after seeing the Weinermobile, one believes they see their boss in a clown suit, speaking animated German to a Starbucks barrista, but one can't be certain if it was their boss. After the Weinermobile, while waiting alone for a wave at one's backyard break at first light, one sees a fish float up which begins to spin around itself, its left eye nearly human, and making odd snuffling noises. Post Weinermobile, a mutated sheep stumbles across the entrance to 7-11, briefly blocking the entrance, but the fidgety cashier and the nervous customers haven't noticed and seem annoyed at your insistence upon it. Or perhaps you witness a USC cheerleader farting quite loudly for several seconds as she speaks quietly to a friend in the lobby of a 24 hour fitness. Weinermobile is related to something in the past, but its arrival in the present seems to portend a fusion between one's absurd dream symbology and one's waking experiences, all with vaguely apocalyptic overtones. It’s a departure point. “The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile has come; it is complete.” For example, after seeing the Weinermobile, one believes they see their boss in a clown suit, speaking animated German to a Starbucks barrista, but one can’t be certain if it was their boss. After the Weinermobile, while waiting alone for a wave at one’s backyard break at first light, one sees a fish float up which begins to spin around itself, its left eye nearly human, and making odd snuffling noises. Post Weinermobile, a mutated sheep stumbles across the entrance to 7-11, briefly blocking the entrance, but the fidgety cashier and the nervous customers haven’t noticed and seem annoyed at your insistence upon it. Or perhaps you witness a USC cheerleader farting quite loudly for several seconds as she speaks quietly to a friend in the lobby of a 24 hour fitness. Weinermobile is related to something in the past, but its arrival in the present seems to portend a fusion between one’s absurd dream symbology and one’s waking experiences, all with vaguely apocalyptic overtones.

]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/weird-day/#comment-3751 Andy Fox Mon, 11 May 2009 08:40:25 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1182#comment-3751 no kidding. i saw it driving the other day with 3 or 4 individuals inside. I think they live in the house where its parked in front of, but if i'm wrong asking them "hey do you drive that weinermobile" might make me look like a freak. more investigation is needed. no kidding. i saw it driving the other day with 3 or 4 individuals inside. I think they live in the house where its parked in front of, but if i’m wrong asking them “hey do you drive that weinermobile” might make me look like a freak. more investigation is needed.

]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/weird-day/#comment-3432 imfrosted Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:41:59 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1182#comment-3432 You need to make friends with your neighbor. Fast. You need to make friends with your neighbor. Fast.

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