West Africa Email Scam: Business Opportunity
From: amed bashiru <amed_bashiru2@hotmail.fr>
Sent: Saturday, May 9, 2009 1:56:18 PM
Subject: Good Day,
My name is Mr. amed bashiru ,I’m the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank of Africa Ouagadogou Burkina-faso in West Africa . I have a business proposal in the tune of $5.5m, (Five Million Five hundred Thousand only) after the successful transfer; we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.Should you be interested, please contact me through my private email (amed_bashiru2@hotmail.fr) so we can commence all arrangements and i will give you more information on how we would handle this project. Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
Following:
(1) Full names:
(2) Private phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age and Sex:
Mr amed bashiru
My Response:
Amed,
My main main!
When you wrote “Please Read” you’d have to know that the person would have to be reading those words in order for them to read what you had written (which was “please read”).
Anyway, it just blew my mind for like 15 minutes (i’m sure the paint I was huffing didn’t help things!).
I’d like to accept your proposal but I cannot do a 60/40 split and I think my reputation precedes me on this one, Amed.
I will need at least 45% in order to accept this proposal. I’ll argue with you day and night until you budge Amed, i’ll take amphetamines to stay up later than you at the bargaining table and then when you’re about to fall asleep i’ll grab that pitcher of water in the middle of the table and dump it on your head and say:
“Amed, give me 45% you low, whoresome, scoundrel swindler son of a donkey!”
Then i’ll take my tie off and roll my sleeves up and your assistant/bodyguard who was standing quietly in the corner up until this point will advance towards me.
I’ll exclaim “Come on! You wanna go? I can go anytime, man! I’m a fucking rocket that’s about to blow!”
Oh, also please tell me what this business proposal is about.
—————————
Andy Fox
p.s.
Also, just from a bit of a “techie” you don’t have to put your email address in the body of the email when you’ve written an email from that address. Most modern mail systems just automate the process using a “Reply” button or something like that. If you’re using an antique West African email device with cranks and spinny-whizzers where it must be done manually I meant no offense.
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