Who Killed The Leather Baseball Cap?
Tonight I was watching a movie called “Who Killed The Electric Car?” and it made me start thinking about other things that were mysteriously killed by some unknown, pernicious forces of corporate evil.
I like to think about the future and like, where stuff is headed, so I decided that it was my turn to ask some tough questions that make people think.
The leather baseball cap uses renewable resources (leather) but those fat cats in the synthetics business don’t want leather baseball caps to see the light of day anymore.
The leather jersey was also a great fashion.
Leather Activist Martin Lawrence was probably paid off by some polyester big wigs to start wearing their synthetic non-renewable jerseys.
With all the talk about saving the earth’s resources I think there should be more dialogue about wearing renewable clothes.
I once had an idea to make disposable paper clothes since I hate doing laundry. I made some really sharp blue pants out of construction paper and all these earth hating neo-cons ridiculed me and pointed at my pants and laughed.
I bet those cowards wouldn’t have laughed at this dude’s leather fanny pack. That stainless steel wrist support device has one use and one use only: punching people who laugh at renewable resource clothing.
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I am making a sequel to “Who Killed The Electric Car?”
It isn’t as engaging or conspiracy laden as the original. In fact it is a 15 second scene featuring a placard that says “Gas is too cheap to make it cost effective.” I guess I don’t have the moral flexibility to be a Michael Moore.
I’ve always wondered why the enviro-nazis were such a fan of electric cars. I mean, the electricity is still probably produced in a coal plant somewhere and then you are left with a dozen toxic blocks filled with corrosive acid and mercury at the end of the car’s life. I suppose it makes it better if the pollution is happening somewhere far away so it is easier to blame it on a corporation.
They are hard to find. Especially to fit a head size 7.75. Got a clue? I have had to send back many “one-size-fits-all” hats. I onece found them at a good price ($9) and excellent in a public market in Rochester NY. But there was no label inside that I could track them with. I bought two. My dog chewed one and I lost the other. I’m in the market for a blue and a tan. Any body? Remember: must be large enough. I will pay the price.