Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities
If you’re a single guy you probably understand the paradox of finding an attractive woman who is also intelligent and has a good personality.
That is: attractive women usually have poor personalities.
Also: unattractive women sometimes have very good personalities.
To save time, please add “usually” or “for the most part” to most statements below. I don’t want to hear comments like “well I’m hot and smart!” or “my wife/girlfriend/sister…”
I. Introduction
If personality is a sign of intelligence, the argument could be made that those with good looks have used up all their genetic currency and therefore don’t have much left for other endeavors. I tend to see personality as more of a process of trial and error. This trial and error is the friction that turns someone with a bad personality into someone with a good personality.
You’re not born with personality.
Use the example of friction and heat involved in turning a piece of coal (dullard) into a diamond (good personality).
The problem with goodlooking women is that this process never happens because if a hot girl (of any age) says something or makes a joke, our response is often tempered by the fact that they’re hot.
Example:
Ugly Chick: I sort of enjoy American Idol, it’s junk food but entertaining nonetheless.
You: American Idol is a mockery of music and culture. We’re a culture defined by our least refined. Don’t think you can just watch that kind of stupidity and walk away unscathed, that kind of cheese seeps in whether you want it to or not.
Hot Babe: I just love American Idol.
You: Yeah, it’s a pretty good show.
If someone does challenge a hot girl’s sensibilities, they will probably disregard it because it’s probably coming from someone ugly.
You, dear reader, are probably ugly, and you are apart of the problem.
Where most people try to cultivate their personality by engaging in enriching activities, reading books, self-criticism and development, and seeking to place themselves in the company of interesting people, the goodlooking chick just works to make herself more physically attractive.
Where the ugly girl is at home reading the classics, likely getting uglier, the hot girl is at the mall getting all the latest fashions and at the beach tanning, getting hotter.
So the target for both of them moves further away.
II. Abberations
“Sir, not all ugly women have good personalities”.
You’re right. There is also the marginally attractive woman who thinks she is attractive and does not need to develop a personality. These are the most annoying because again, we value both looks and personality/intelligence but have hitleresque disdain for someone who has neither. Especially those who have neither and think they have both.
See: The Marginally Attractive Girl Who Thinks Being Boisterous Is A Personality
III. Conclusion
Like with everything else in life, it’s later than you think. Also, even Hot Babes are capable of pattern recognition.
Sooner or later, the hot babe (hereafter HB) or Marginally Attractive (MA) will get tired of being dumped for uglier but more interesting women. They will realize that while they are attractive, for some reason nobody keeps them around for very long.
This is why you will often find women in their late 20’s to 40’s who suddenly are trying to take the “fast-track” to personality.
This usually includes one of the following:
- goofy religious views
- silly spirituality
- crazy politics
- assorted esoterica
- Burning Man Attendance
We all know the 35 year old former babe whose looks are waning who suddenly claims to be a Buddhist or yoga fanatic, and wants to make you listen to her talk unintelligently about it.
Or the 30’s twit who wasted so many years in the dance clubs thinks to herself “ok I need to make something of this”, so she buys some Technics and subscribes to BPM magazine and suddenly thinks she’s a cool, urban DJ type. Go to the Winter Music Conference, its crawling with em.
The list goes on and on. Feel free to comment with other examples and stories about your own trials and tribulations.
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hey andy, andy here. Oh man i’ve been through hell and back with ugly babes and also hot babes.
From Andy
You are right, you really aren’t marketable.
If you are ever in the market for an unattractive gal with little or no personality, hit me up.
Dude… how deeply do you and the other 4-ish Andies [Andys?] think about this stuff?
It did make me laugh a bit about the comparison between conversations with the UC and the HC. Because it’s true, man… (dramatic pause) because it’s true.
LOL take ‘er easy!
When I am nauseated at bars, those “hot chicks” take me over the edge and that’s when I barf it all up.
Which category does your mom fall into ?
whose mom?
I’m not touching this one.
I like being an ugly reader.
I love hot girls
Also, Andy + Hot= Oil + Water
Andy + Hanky= Love- Normalcy
Me + Wine= Drunky McDrunk
Yeah, I love hot girls too.
When I’m drunk.
you are so completely correct, sir.
no one ever contradicts “hot chicks” or tells them that they’re wrong.
then, as you said, when their looks begin to fade, they are fucked because they are ultra cunty with no reason.
If I had to choose between the hot chick with no personality/intelligence and the ugly chick with a great personality/intelligence… I would choose the former. I can always surround myself with lots of highly intelligent male friends with great personalities to satisfy those needs. At least I will still be f-ing a hot chick!
@Such As, i think its this mentality that keeps hot chicks as dumb as they are. I’m not saying its your fault, but i’d be willing to bet you don’t pull that much wool with a sentence like this:
“At least I will still be f-ing a hot chick!”
[...] but I would be lost without her for this list. I also referenced her in an earlier Opus titled: Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities near the aging electronic music dolts [...]
From MSN:
Bubbles…..dam rights. says:
do you bring alot of girls there? lol
caleb says:
no, usually just one at a time
caleb says:
lol
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pwnd.
excellent comments voice. Please stick around.
I agree completely – I’m totally more apt to let stupidity slide if the girl looks good enough.
yea, after all u cant fuk a personality
You’re just bitter because you were rejected by all the hot babes you ever met.
You left the email address yousuck@chauvanist.com
Anyhow, this post doesn’t bash women, just ones with bad personalities (who are often hot). If you’re mad because your personality is bad that’s not really my fault for pointing it out.
Actually i’ve crushed some pretty good looking tail in my day…
I see that you have mentioned burning man as a ‘fast track’ to personality. Ofcourse to attend burning man you almost indefinetly need to know and be prepared for such a fest, i dont think an airhead would be able to cope with such!
Nox, the problem is a hot airhead does not have to “cope with such” because there will invariably be numerous horny assholes who will help her along.
Did you read one thing that I wrote?
Hmmmm..this article describes the trend of hot babes having poor personalities but doesn’t explain why. It does however drive readers to justify it on their own why they prefer hot babes, or why they accept poor personalities from hot babes. I am not convinced.
Women with great genetics are a part of the picture. For some reason, probably swim team years, women with pendulous breasts and sand dollar crowners make a big impression, whereas most guys seem to like them firm. I used to say, “If you can hold two or more pencils under there, you pass.” I’m a deeply spiritual person.
Maybe the standard ideal of what is beautiful includes having a shockingly low IQ. Or maybe it is only the dim-witted women that have low enough self esteem to alter their natural form in order to achieve that stereotypically homogenous “hot chick” appearance. There are plenty of beautiful, talented, intelligent women, and if you can’t find them you’re just too shallow to meet their standards.
I have only met one girl with both good looks and personality with the added bonus of intelligence, she was vietnamese.
But the general rule is Hot Girl= Idiot.
I love the way men are called assholes by women for looking for physical specifics but women are 10 times worse.
You could be a great guy, know your stuff when it comes to the bedroom and possibly the most caring/loving guy on the planet but a girl will turn you down due to acne scars.
Women are fickle and vain but god I love em, though its scary when your vanity extends to other people.
lol.
meh, i know a girl who went from average to playboy model, and she pretty much forfeited her soul. but funny post, i’ll try to keep this in mind so i dont get too ugly reading those classics
Its SO TRUE!
You have the problem mapped out correctly Andy, but the solution is all wrong. The trick is finding someone in their early 20’s with “ugly duckling syndrome”. She was ugly 95% of her life, so she was forced to develop a personality. She is now cute but has no idea. I happened upon one of these gems a couple years back.
Hunter, you’re absolutely right. But you need the ugly duckling who still had integrity and self esteem because if they didn’t then they probably also had their heart (and beaver) broken by every shithead in their town. It sucks when a really cool girl is also a slut, although that happens quite often. I know this because i’ve seen many sluts in my day.
Another thing that really pisses me off is you find a hot girl, shes also got a great personality but she drinks but thinks shes too good to smoke a fucking joint. I mean shit it just loosens things up and gets you into party mode. Its not like I’m a fucking date rapist. Being a stoner Its hard to find a nice girl that just wants to party and get fucked up but knows when to be serious. I also like to avoid that fucking dirty look some stoners have. If I don’t smell like bud I smell like lynx Brazilian orange. It seems though that if you happen to met a half decent girl who likes a smoke she’s usually sweet as. I don’t know what it is they just seem less stuck up and more forward to me, even more adventurous but thats just what I like. Generally the I prefer the women I meet on the street or in house parties or socials (which is why I cannot wait for the summer) I may be misanthropic but I’m still a sucker for a curvy woman who can down a beer and pretty much does what the fuck she likes. To many woman speak in cryptic languages and seem to be fluent in sign language, they also seem way to worried what others think. Its amazing some of the girls you can meet stoned on the tube on your way back from camden. If you find a girl that has all three of the aforementioned then you can die happy.
I love the kind of girl who I turn around to after rolling a blunt and shes already got two beers from the freezer. More women need to tell you what they want like Lou ( coolest girl I ever met)
Being a stoner can make things hard with normal women you just gotta find the right kinda girl, women also make great dealers. I remember going round grabbing a baggie and she was like stay a while and I figured fuck it seeing as there is nothing else to do, basically I got double what I paid for. I suppose to summarize I like a girl who is fun, hot and classy but will still say fuck me. (appologies for the vulgarity its just the best way I can describe it) Wow this is a novel.
Misanthropist.
A hot blond who is also smart (i.e. who digs me)? No such animal. She’s either Hot, or Blond, or Smart. Hey, I’ll take any two! Hot and smart, or Blond and smart. I’ve been looking. They’re hard to find, I’m telling you. You know, I could probably settle for her just being smart. YES, just give me smart, that’d be okay. But…not real Mensa kinda smart. Crazy smart, weird. No. C+/B- kinda smart would be good enough. HELL! This point, I don’t care if she ever went to school…
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