Comments on: Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities

By: Misanthropist

Misanthropist — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:49:08 +0000

Another thing that really pisses me off is you find a hot girl, shes also got a great personality but she drinks but thinks shes too good to smoke a fucking joint. I mean shit it just loosens things up and gets you into party mode. Its not like I’m a fucking date rapist. Being a stoner Its hard to find a nice girl that just wants to party and get fucked up but knows when to be serious. I also like to avoid that fucking dirty look some stoners have. If I don’t smell like bud I smell like lynx Brazilian orange. It seems though that if you happen to met a half decent girl who likes a smoke she’s usually sweet as. I don’t know what it is they just seem less stuck up and more forward to me, even more adventurous but thats just what I like. Generally the I prefer the women I meet on the street or in house parties or socials (which is why I cannot wait for the summer) I may be misanthropic but I’m still a sucker for a curvy woman who can down a beer and pretty much does what the fuck she likes. To many woman speak in cryptic languages and seem to be fluent in sign language, they also seem way to worried what others think. Its amazing some of the girls you can meet stoned on the tube on your way back from camden. If you find a girl that has all three of the aforementioned then you can die happy.
I love the kind of girl who I turn around to after rolling a blunt and shes already got two beers from the freezer. More women need to tell you what they want like Lou ( coolest girl I ever met)
Being a stoner can make things hard with normal women you just gotta find the right kinda girl, women also make great dealers. I remember going round grabbing a baggie and she was like stay a while and I figured fuck it seeing as there is nothing else to do, basically I got double what I paid for. I suppose to summarize I like a girl who is fun, hot and classy but will still say fuck me. (appologies for the vulgarity its just the best way I can describe it) Wow this is a novel.
Misanthropist.

By: andyfox1979

andyfox1979 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:20:50 +0000

Hunter, you’re absolutely right. But you need the ugly duckling who still had integrity and self esteem because if they didn’t then they probably also had their heart (and beaver) broken by every shithead in their town. It sucks when a really cool girl is also a slut, although that happens quite often. I know this because i’ve seen many sluts in my day.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:09:08 +0000

You have the problem mapped out correctly Andy, but the solution is all wrong. The trick is finding someone in their early 20’s with “ugly duckling syndrome”. She was ugly 95% of her life, so she was forced to develop a personality. She is now cute but has no idea. I happened upon one of these gems a couple years back.

By: Juan

Juan — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:09:19 +0000

Its SO TRUE!

By: flynvfae

flynvfae — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:28:51 +0000

meh, i know a girl who went from average to playboy model, and she pretty much forfeited her soul. but funny post, i’ll try to keep this in mind so i dont get too ugly reading those classics